I'm a loser?

Apparently I'm a loser. I always make a big deal about the first of the month. I like making a big deal out of it because usually Brit kind of thinks it was nice that I made a big deal out of it, and I've never had a realtionship that has lasted this long. But supposidly I'm really annoying about it, and I'm a loser because my mom can clear my ass onto the floor.